schmorgyborgy: I put my cat in a sweater
piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot
guess who managed to set a teapot full of water on fire? /this chick/
meganhart: yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it. Perfect
being without the people I love is kinda like being a beached whale. I could survive like that, technically, if it weren’t for the fact that I’m sorta slowly crushing myself and I can’t eat or sleep and can hardly move.
anthonygherkins: If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
thegodofmischiefmanaged: kawaiirubbish: kawaiisquad: Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back? probably “g’day mate!” it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like: Imagine you have a Rolex watch....– The Wretched of the Earth: [TW: rape] On Rape Culture (via ghettogwenythpaltrow)
chiblogger: chiblogger: GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK oh my gOD There you are, Trevor.
russianmadness: thefaceofbro: jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
8r8kh34ds: if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people “HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die” SLAPS “wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”
wocowoco: princekilljoy: the-animation-alchemist: white people are not the bad guys Christian people are not the bad guys Republicans are not the bad guys straight people are not the bad guys cisgender people are not the bad guys rich people are not the bad guys men are not the bad guys racist, bigoted, homophobic, ignorant, selfish, and / or rude people are the bad guys dear social...
colonelmustangsnipples: itsmalice: johnfontin: the pig goes “oink oink” the cow goes “moooo” the horse goes “neighhhh” the dog goes “ed…ward” You’re grounded. so is hughes
danosaurphilion: thederpyhipster: ...
ennvui: person: be confident! confidence is sexy me: drowns in fear
whisk-ey: If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.
taekoyasuhiro: friend ?????!? fr iend!! !!! im coming friend im here i love u